JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE RAMEN NOODLE CUP
Ah, the warm embrace of a trip down nostalgia lane. Forget the cringey yearbook photos and awkward first crushes. Instead let your thoughts wander through the too-large percentage of your brain devoted to 90’s boy band song lyrics and burned-in images of your music heroes wearing denim tuxedos on the red carpet (even back then, that was a questionable choice.)
Say Bye Bye Bye to hunger with this steamy cup of ramen and revert back to a time before we even realized someone needed to bring sexy back. Normally, hair in your food is pretty disgusting, but don’t fool yourself into thinking that you haven’t always longed to run your fingers and/or chopsticks through JT’s luscious, scrumptious locks.
SET THE MOOD
Pop your favorite *NSYNC CD into the stereo system. Don’t kid yourself. You definitely still have that pile of CD’s under your bed. Let the sultry tones of five quasi-pubescent teenagers wash over you. After inevitably karaoke-ing through 2 or 3 songs, let’s get down to cooking.
BOIL THE NOODLES
Water starts boiling at 100 degrees Celsius, which just goes to further prove that 98 degrees just doesn’t cut it when we’re talking about boy bands. Let the noodles soak for about the full length of the average *NSYNC song, or about 80% of the length of one of the songs on their Christmas album.
Drain the noodles, massage them into place in the cup, then enjoy either by yourself or with just another player in your game for two.